SET ‘EM UP, GROUCHO

Groucho-Marx-and-Alice-CooperI did toy around with the idea of doing a cook-book.  I remember discussing it with Alice Cooper over lunch. He was all for it, but then he’s for almost everything. I told him that the recipes were to include all the usual suspects: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, lemon Jello, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover, and for my featured section to be a collection of my very favorite drink recipes.  I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

Groucho Marx

GROUCHO MARX’S FAVORITE DRINKS

goldschlager

A Black Jew

1 oz  Coffee Liqueur

1 oz  Goldschlager

Directions

Pour the Kahlua and Goldschlager into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and strain over a few ice cubes in an old-fashioned glass. Add a maraschino cherry, and serve.

CALIFORNIA LEMONADE

1/4 tsp  Grenadine
Soda Water
7 Up
Juice of 1 Lemon
Juice of 1 Lime
1 1/2 oz  Goldschlager
1 tbsp  Powdered Sugar
2 oz  Vodka
2 oz  Blended Whiskey

Directions
Shake all ingredients (except carbonated water) with ice and strain into a collins glass over shaved ice. Fill with carbonated water and stir. Decorate with slices of orange and lemon. Add the cherry and serve with a straw.

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1/2 oz  Lime Juice
1 dash  Raspberry Liqueur
1 1/2 oz  Vodka

Directions
Pour ingredients into a shot glass, and serve.

 Wild Sex

1 oz  Pineapple Juice
1 oz  Cranberry Juice
1 oz  Orange Juice
1 oz  Coconut Rum
1 oz  Vodka
1/2 oz  Peach Schnapps
1/2 oz  Grenadine

Directions
Fill a hurricane glass with ice, pour in malibu, peach schnapps and 151. Pour juices on top followed by a splash of grenadine. Use a shaker tin to cover the glass and give a couple of good shakes.

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Fill to Top Cream
1/2 oz  White Creme de Cacao
1/2 oz  Frangelico Hazelnut Liqueur
1 oz  Vodka
1/2 oz  Amaretto
1/2 oz  Creme de Bananes

Directions
Best if built in a mixing glass with ice, shaken and poured into Hurricane glass, but can be built directly in the Hurricane glass.

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Poet, screenwriter, producer, mentor
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