EARL’S JUKE JOINT / SYDNEY AUS

anna-kucera-earls-juke-joint-020If you’re in Sydney, or planning to come to Sydney, put Earl’s Juke Joint on your list of places to visit. Prospective customers, please note – there are only two big rules…

Rule one at Earl’s Juke Joint: ‘Please respect our neighbours, and our neighbourhood.’ Rule two:  ‘Don’t be creepy.’

Other, minor rules include ‘be cool and cut yourself off when you’ve reached your limit’ and ‘have fun and engage your neighbour’ with a caveat – ‘see rule 2′.

This is a New Orleans-inspired bar, an Aussie ode to French 75 (the bar attached to Arnaud’s restaurant in NOLA’s French Quarter) with a voodoo twist and a lick of hip-hop, where bright green Hobo Juleps (a shot of bourbon, sugar syrup, mint bitters over crushed ice) are slung as quickly as middies of Resch’s and shots of ice-cold Fernet Branca. Oh yeah – they have that. On. Tap. Mothers, lock up your medicine cabinets. Things are about to get Italian.

So there’s a certain amount of tough-guy drinks on the list (we love the Original Gangster – Cognac, Luxardo, PX sherry, Antica Formula) but then you’ve also got the best goddamn Piña Colada this side of Puerto Rico. Here, it’s equal parts condensed milk and coconut cream, lime and pineapple juice with a whole bunch of rum – blended! You’ll want to drink this one on the treadmill or, at least if you value your arteries, don’t chase it with a Mary’s burger.

You may just go for a Japanese craft beer (they have Hitachino white ale) or Trumer Pils (Austria’s finest) by the bottle or go super local with a Young Henrys. Or maybe it’ll be a glass of Dr Loosen riesling and a handful of bhuja mix – the free bar snack on offer here, from Wijesena and bar manager Stefan Forte.

Earl’s also features an outrageously long bar. That’s 11.5 metres of elbow-propping bliss. Get in early to bags a spot, or one of the small tables dotted around the room. There’s a nice-looking bench at the front under the scalloped lace curtains we’ve got our eyes on, too. All along the walls under the framed Fats Domino and T-Bone Walker posters there are little leaning ledges. Basically, there are plenty of places to slump, perch and hang.

It’s a beautiful looking room, with its dark carved wood arches behind the bar, sweet Art Deco lamps lighting the room in a hazy warm glow and old black and white framed photos of vintage cars and jazz greats. The only thing missing is a cloud of cigarette smoke above the mass of drinkers.

All the time and expense that’s gone into making this bar has gone into making it a comfortable, relaxing and fun place to drink. And if the crowds are anything to go by, they’ve succeeded. Laissez les bon temps rouler, y’all.

 

FIND IT AT    407 King Street, Newtown 2042

Price per person including drinks from $10.00 to $50.00

Open Mon-Sat 4pm-midnight; Sun 4-10pm

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